Day 074

PRESSURE COOKER

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida,

dusre din vaapas karne gaya.

Dukaandaar-Kyun vaapas karna hai?

Santa-Ghar mein jawan betiyaan hai

aur yeh sala seetiyaan bajata hai.

KHOOBSURAT LARKI

Girl-Mujhe kyun dekh rahe ho?

Tumhaari koi behen nahin hai kya?

Boy-Hai, isiliye dekh raha hoon,

meri behen ko bhabhi chaahiye.

MAKHI

Santa ne ek makhi pakri or uske

pankh torkar bola-Ur ja.

Makhi nahin urri.

Santa-Is se prove hua ke makhi ke

pankh tor do toh woh behri ho

jaati hai.

SUHAAGRAAT

Aadmi santa se-Kaho santaji,

suhaagraat kaisi rahi?

Santa-Kuch mat pooch yaar,

5-6 baar toh missed call lagi

aur jab sahi number laga toh

balance nil ho gaya.

KHOOBSURAT HASINA

Maangta hoon to deti nahin,

Jawab meri baat ka.

Deti ho toh khara ho jata hai,

Rom-rom jazbaat ka.

Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo,

Baalon mein phool gulab ka.