ACHI LARKI
Larka
bhagwaan se-Mujhe achi
larki
dila do.
Bhagwaan-Tu
muslim hai toh Katrina,
hindu
hai to bipasha, christian hai
toh
genelia! Bol……tera naam?
Larka-Abdul
Rambhau D’souza.
THANDA YA GARAM
Santa
mehmaan se-Thanda loge
ya
garam?
Mehmaan-Dono
le aao.
Santa-Preeto,
ek glass Freezer se
aur ek
glass Geezer se paani le aao.
KASHMIRI PULAAV
Ganju-In
aaloo paranthon mein aaloo
nazar
nahin aa raha hai?
Panju-Yaar
naam par mat ja, kashmiri pulaav
mein
kabhi Kashmir nazar aata hai kya?
BULB
Teacher-Kya
cheez muhn mein nahin
leni
chaahiye?
Student-Jalta
hua bulb.
Teacher-Kyun?
Student-Kal
raat ko mummy papa se
bol
rahi thi ke bulb bhuja do toh muhn
mein
loongi.
MADHUMAKHI
Patni-Doctor
sahib, mere pati ke auzaar
ko madhumakhi
ne kaata hai.
Doctor-
Oh ho! Sooj gaya hai, dard bhi
hai
kya?
Patni-Jee
haan, Lekin sirf dard ki dawa
dena,
soojan ko rahne do.
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