Day 078

SATURDAY       24 MARCH 12    JOKES

PATI PATNI

Patni:  Itni dheemi aawaz mein

kis-se baat  kar rahe ho?

Pati:  Behen se.
Patni:  Behen se itni dheemi aawaz

mein bolne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Pati:  Meri nahin, tumhaari behen hai.

EXAM KA RESULT

Larki:  Mein fail hona chaahati hoon.

Dost:  Kyun?

Larki:  Mummy ne kaha hai ke 1^st

aayi toh science, 2^nd aayi toh arts

aur fail ho gayi toh shaadi kara doongi.

TENSION

Teacher panju se: Tension kitne prakaar

Ke hote hain?

Panju:  Teen.

Teacher:  Bahut ache, udaaharan bataao.

Panju:  Pehla-Kal aapki beti ko dekha

            Doosra-Aaj pyar karta hoon.

            Teesra-Kal bhaga ke le jaaoonga.

WASHING MACHINE

Pati patni ne sex karne ka ek code banaya

ke machine mein kapre dhone hain.

Raat mein pati ne sex ke liye kaha, toh

patni nakhre dikhaane lagi, pati so gaya.

Aadhi raat  mein patni ka mood bana toh

boli ke chalo, machine mein kapre dhote hain.

Pati bola:  Jab mein kah raha tha, toh nakhre

dikha rahi thi, meine kapre haath se hi dho

liye hain.

TEACHER

Teacher bachon se:  Bachon batao, love

kyun acha hai war se?

Saare bache ek saath bole:  Kyunki

condom sasta hai talwar se.