SHARAAB
Ganju-Yaar
yeh auratein sharaab
se
nafrat kyun karti hain?
Panju-Kyunki
sharaab peene ke
baad,
chuhe jaisa pati bhi sher ban
jaata
hai.
SANTA
Santa
apne beemaar baap se-Papa,
aapko
marne ke baad dafnaaya jaye
ya
jalaaya jaye.
Papa-Beta,
mujhse na pooch, mujhe
surprise
dena.
TEACHER
Teacher-Kal
kyun nahin aaye the?
Pappu-Gir
gaya tha, lag gayi thi.
Teacher-Kahaan
gire, kya lagi?
Pappu-Takiye
par gira aura ankh
lag
gayi.
SERVANT
Ek
aurat ne apni kaamwaali ko
apni
degree par tauba tauba karte
dekha.
Maalkin-Tu
roz meri board ki degree
dekhkar,
tauba tauba kyun karti hai?
Kaamwaali
hairaan hote hue-Mujhe
10th
pass karne tak master ne 80
baar
thoka tha, sochti hoon ke aapka
kya
haal hua hoga.
PYAAR
Santa-Mujhe
pyar karti ho toh kal
white
suit pehenkar aana.
Larki
black pehenkar aayi.
Santa-Tu
jab juki, toh meine dekh
liya k
tu mujhe andar se pyar
karti
hai.
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