Thursday, 15 March 2012

Day 070


DOCTOR
Lambi bimaari ke baad doctor ne
santa ko theek kiya.                            
Santa-Mere laayak kuch bhi kaam
ho, toh hukum karna.
Doctor-Kya karte ho?
Santa-Kabr khodta hoon.

 LOAN
Panju ne car loan pe li.
Loan chukka nahin pane se,
bank waale car uthaakar le gaye.
Panju rote hue bola-Pehle pata
hota toh shaadi bhi loan lekar
karta.

PATI PATNI
Pati-Jab mein ache kapre pehenkar
bazaar jaata hoon toh sabziwala
sabzi mehengi deta hai, jab gande
kapre pehenkar jaata hoon to sasti
deta hai.
Patni-Kal se katora leke jana.

PASSWORD
Wife computer on karte hue boli-
Jaanu, apna password bataana.
Husband-Lulli.
Wife password enter karke hans
hans kar chair se gir gayi, kyunki
computer ki screen par likha tha
“Your password is too short.”

PATI PATNI
Patni raat ko sex karne ke baad pati se
boli-Aapko pyar karna nahin aata.
Pati gusse se-Saali, yeh teen bache
kya internet se download kiye hain?
Patni sharmaate hue-Nahin ji, yeh
toh paros waale sharmaji ke pen
drive se liye hain.

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