DOCTOR
Lambi
bimaari ke baad doctor ne
santa
ko theek kiya.
Santa-Mere
laayak kuch bhi kaam
ho, toh
hukum karna.
Doctor-Kya karte ho?
Doctor-Kya karte ho?
Santa-Kabr
khodta hoon.
LOAN
Panju
ne car loan pe li.
Loan
chukka nahin pane se,
bank
waale car uthaakar le gaye.
Panju
rote hue bola-Pehle pata
hota
toh shaadi bhi loan lekar
karta.
PATI PATNI
Pati-Jab
mein ache kapre pehenkar
bazaar
jaata hoon toh sabziwala
sabzi
mehengi deta hai, jab gande
kapre
pehenkar jaata hoon to sasti
deta
hai.
Patni-Kal
se katora leke jana.
PASSWORD
Wife
computer on karte hue boli-
Jaanu,
apna password bataana.
Husband-Lulli.
Wife
password enter karke hans
hans
kar chair se gir gayi, kyunki
computer
ki screen par likha tha
“Your
password is too short.”
PATI PATNI
Patni
raat ko sex karne ke baad pati se
boli-Aapko
pyar karna nahin aata.
Pati
gusse se-Saali, yeh teen bache
kya
internet se download kiye hain?
Patni
sharmaate hue-Nahin ji, yeh
toh
paros waale sharmaji ke pen
drive
se liye hain.
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