MAALIK NAUKAR
Naukar-Boss,
aap shaadi shuda
mardon
ko hi naukari kyun dete hain?
Boss-Kyunki
unhe pehle se hi gaaliyaan
khaane
ki adat hoti hai.
PROPOSING A GIRL
Ganju-Larki
ko propose karne ki sabse
safe
jagah kaunsi hai?
Panju-Mandir,
kyun?
Ganju-Kyunki
wahaan larkiyon ke pairon
mein
chappal nahin hoti.
CIRCUS
Beta-Papa
mujhe circus dekhna hai, chalein?
Papa-Mein
busy hoon.
Beta-Papa,
wahaan ek larki chote kapre mein
sher ki
sawaari karti hai.
Papa-Chalte
hain, bahut din ho gaye, sher
dekh ke.
YAMRAAJ
Yamraaj
hijre se bola-Laao tumhaara
hisaab,
dunia mein kya karke aaye ho?
Hijra-Aaye
aaye haraami, abbe deke
kya
bheja tha, jo hisaab maang rahe ho.
DOUBLE MEANING
Pehle
haath mein lo
Phir
muhn mein lo
Phir
thook lagaao
Phir
seeda karo
Phir suraakh
mein daalo
Uff…..
Kitna
mushkil hai,
Sui
mein dhaaga daalna.
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