Day 068

SHARAABI

Patni-Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe

ho, meine usse 10 saal pehle shaadi ke

liye inkaar kiya tha aur woh aaj tak pee

raha hai.

Pati-Wah! Itna baraa celebration.

LARKA LARKI

Larki-Jab hum shaadi kar lenge, mein

tumhara sab dukh dard baatoongi.

Larka-Aapki bari meherbaani, lekin

mujhe koi dukh dard nahin hai.

Larki-Woh isliye nahin hai kyunki abhi

hamaari shaadi nahin hui hai.

GANJU PANJU

Ganju-Humne mobile bereau shuru kia

hai. Rishte ke liye 1 dabaaein, Mangni

ke liye 2 dabaaein, Shaadi ke liye 3 dabaaein.

Desi aadmi-Doosri shaadi ke liye kya dabaaoon?

Ganju-Doosri shaadi ke liye pehli waali ka

gala dabaaein.

PATI  PATNI

Ek aadmi raat ko apne ghar gaya,

darwaza knock kia.

Biwi-Kaun?

Aadmi-Guddu da abbu.

Biwi- Haaya mein mar jaawaan,

phir andar kaun hai?

BACHA AUR AUNTIE

Bacha-Auntie, iss baar aapko larka

hi hoga.

Auntie-Tumhe kaise pata chala?

Bacha-Aapki fati hui salwaar se mujhe

uski moochein nazar aa rahi hain.