Day 067

DIL-RUBA

Meine kaha dilruba

Usne kaha paise dikha

Meine kaha paise nahin

Usne kaha kaise nahin

Meine kaha mehengai hai

Usne kaha “Ja aah se tu mera bhai hai.

GHARWAALI

Dosti karo college waali se,

Pyar karo office waali se,

Programme karo paros waali se,

Aankh laraao saali se,

Love karo dil waali se,

Aur maar khaao ghar waali se.

SARDAR

Sardar girlfriend se-Darling, mein

tumse shaadi nahin kar sakti,

gharwaale manaa kar rahe hain.

Girlfriend-Tumhaare ghar mein

kaun kaun hai?

Sardar-1 Biwi aur 3 Bache.

JHEEL KA PAANI

Ghalib sahib par ek larki ne peshaab

kar diya.

Ghalib-Aye chanchal shok haseena,

yeh kaisi naadaani hai?

Larki-Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,

yeh ussi jheel ka paani hai.

JURWAA BETE

Nurse-Khaan sahab, mubaarak ho,

aapko jurwa bete hue hain.

Khan-Yeh toh hona hi tha, meine

koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi.