Day 072

MURGI

Banta London ke ek hotel mein

murgi khaane gaya, lekin murgi

ka english word bhool gaya.

Waiter-What do you like to have sir?

Banta-One plate egg’s mother.

PANJU

Panju film dekhne gaya, lekin woh

film ka poster dekhkar vaapas aa

Gaya.

Kyun?

Kyunki uss film ka naam tha “Houseful.”

SANTA

Santa ne saari raat mujra dekha.

Subah mujrewalle ne kaha-Sahab,

humne aapko khush kiya, ab aap

humko khush karo.

Santa utha aur naachne laga.

PATI PATNI

Teri sulaa ke loon?

Ya bitha ka loon?

Ya tujhe karoon kharaa?

Ya phir teri jhuka jhuka ke loon?

Ab tu hi bataa,

K mein teri,

Photo kaise loon.

DOUBLE MEANING

Pehle kiss karoon

Phir palang pe litaa doon

Phir chaddi utaar doon

Phir neeche haath lagaaoon

Aur check karoon ke

Baby ne susu toh nahin kiya hai.