GIRLFRIEND
Boyfriend
ne apni girlfriend ko park
mein
bulaaya.
Woh der
se aayi toh sher sunaya.
Falak
pe sitaaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri
ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai.
SHAADI KA SUKH
Subah
garam paani milega
(Bartan
done ke liye).
Bache
milenge
(Gadhaa
ban ne ke liye).
Biwi
aapse pyar se bolegi
(Raashan
ke liye).
SHAAYARI
Arz
kiya hai
Woh bewafa
hain toh kya hua,
Bura
mat kaho usse.
Woh
bewafa hain toh kya hua,
Bura
mat kaho usse
Doosri
set karo aur dafa karo usse.
BLOOD DONATION
A guy
donated blood to his girlfriend.
When
they broke up, he wanted his
blood back.
The
girl threw a bloody kotex at him
and said,
I will pay you in monthly
instalments.
DAHEJ
1970 mein – Dulha
dahej mein sasurji se
TV
maangta tha.
1980 mein –
Motor cycle.
1990 mein – Plot.
2000 mein – AC & Car.
2010 mein– Bas seal pack dulhan de,
baaki mein
kama loonga.
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