Day 063

FM RADIO

Ek sindhi ne FM radio per

phone kiya aur kaha mujhe

kamaljit ka batua mila hai,

jismein 500 rupaiye pare hain.

Radio jockey-Toh aapko batua

kamaljit ko vaapas karna hai?

Sindhi man-Pagal ho kya, mujhe

unke liye ek dukhi gaane ki
farmaaish karni hai.

RAAVAN

Raavan-Cigarette hai kya?

Hanumaan-Nahin.

Ram-Ek packet hai na, de do.

Hanumaan-Aap chup rahiye

prabhuji, saale ke 10 sir hain,

poora packet khatam kar dega.

MEDICAL STORE

Ek aadmi doctor se-Aap parchi

mein aisa kya likhte ho, jo sirf

medical store wale ko hi samaj

aata hai.

Doctor- Mein likhta hoon, meine

loot liya hai,tu bhi loot le.

COLLEGE

College girl fees counter par

khari thi, fees clerk se boli-

Sir le lo na.

Clerk- Do minute ruko, aaraam

se loonga.

Larki-Arre jaldi le lo. Phir nahin
de paaoongi, mera period shuru

hone wala hai.

CAR

Ek larki ke T.shirt pe car bani

hui thi.Ek bacha usse lagaataar dekh

raha tha.

Larki ne bache ko ghoorkar-Kabhi car

nahin dekhi kya?

Bacha-Dekhi hai, par itne bade(Big)

speed braker nahin dekhe.