SHEILA KI JAWANI
Machli
jal ki rani hai,
Jeevan
uska paani hai,
Munni
ab puraani hai,
Yaaron
ab toh Sheila ki jawani hai.
RAAVAN
Ek din
raavan disco mein gaya
aur wahaan
jaakar behosh ho
gaya. Kyun?
Wahaan
gate par likha tha,
“ Entry
fee Rs. 500 per head.”
ZULFEIN
Teri
zulfon mein kho jaana chaahata hoon,
Teri
zulfon mein kho jaana chaahata hoon,
Per tu tel
hi itna lagaati ho,
K har
baar fisal jaata hoon.
DULHAN
Nayi
dulhan ko dulhe ne suhaagraat
pe muhn
dikhaai ke 25000 rupaiye
diye.
Dulhan
itne saare paise dekhkar ghabra
ke boli-Suno
ji, poora khaandaan thokega
kya?
SARDAR
Do
sardar aapas mein-
Pehla
sardar-Mujhse panga na le,
mein sher
da puttar hoon.
Doosra
sardar-Yaar, ek baat toh bata,
sher ghar
aaya tha, ya auntie jungle
gayi thee.
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