Day 059

PATI PATNI

Patni ke aansoon aur pati ke

ansoon mein kya farq hai?

Patni ke aansoon farmaaish

poori karwaane mein nikalte

hain jabke pati ke aansoon

unhe poora karte nikal jaate

hain.

HASNA

Jo hamesha hansta rehta hai,

usko kya kahoge?

Hasmukh.

Jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya

ho, usko kya kahoge?

Hus-band.

GANJU PANJU

Ganju panju se 5 saal baad mila

toh poocha-

“Abbe tere bache pappu aur munni

ka kya haal hai?”

Panju bola-Pappu pass ho gaya aur

munni badnaam ho gayi.

TEACHER

Teacher class mein apne baby

ko doodh pilaate hue boli- Ale

ale mela beta, doodh peeke

doctor banega.

Panju-Mam! Thora humein bhi

pila do, hum compounder hi ban

jaayenge.

JUDGE

Judge-You are accused of rape,

so you are fined Rs. 11,461.

Man-My lord, why exactly Rs. 11,461?

Judge-Rs. 10,000 for rape, 4% vat

and 10.2% entertainment tax.