CHAAND
Before
marriage
Girlfriend-Chaand
kahaan hai?
Boyfriend-Do
jagah hai, ek tum
After
marriage
Biwi-Chaand
kahaan hai?
Pati-Andhi
hai, woh oopar kya
tera baap
torch leke khara hai.
DOUBLE DECKER BUS
Panju ek
din Bombay
decker bus
mein baitha.
Conductor
ne usse oopar bhej diya.
Panju
bhagta hua neeche aaya aur
bola-Marvaaoge
kya? Oopar toh
driver hi
nahin hai.
CRICKET MATCH
The teacher
asked all the students
in a class
to write an essay on cricket
match.
All of them
were busy writing except
panju. He
wrote “Due to rain” no match.
SAADHU
Ek saadhu
ek galli se ja raha tha ke
ek bra uske
oopar giri.
Saadhu- Wah
re prabhu wah, teri
kaisi leela,
aam koi choos raha hai
aur chilke
hum par phenk raha hai.
SUHAAGRAAT
Suhaagraat
pe larke ne larki ki aankh
ko chooma.
Larki-Yeh
kya?
Larka-Aankh
zindagi ki kitaab hai.
Larki-Neeche
library mein aag lagi
hai aur tu
kitaab mein gussa hai.
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