Day 051

DIL

Larkon ka dil Mandir ki tarah

hota hai.

Isliye. Jab larke “I Love U”

bolte hain, toh larkiyaan apne

sandal utaar leti hain

MEHMAAN

Ek din tha jab log ghar

ke deewaar par likhte the-

“Atithi Devo Bhava”

Phir likha “Shubh Laabh”

Phir likha “You Are Welcome”

Aur ab likhte hain-

“Kutton Se Saavdhaan.”

BAAP BETA

Baap-12th ke baad kya karoge?

Beta-BCA.

Baap-Very good, par BCA ka

matlab kya hai?

Beta-Baap ke cash pe aish.

HOOK AND BRA

What is the difference between

Hook in cricket and Bra?

One sends ball out of the

boundary and other keeps the

balls within the boundary.

BAAP BETA

A man busy having sex,

Son-Dad, kya kar rahe ho?

Dad-Mummy ke tank mein

petrol bhar raha hoon.

Son-Fuel meter check karke

daalo, dopahar mein hi Uncle

tank full karke gaye hain.