SHAADI
Larki-Meri
maan ko tum bahut pasand
aaye
ho.
Banta(sharmaate
hue)-Kuch bhi ho
jaaye,
mein shaadi tumhee se karoonga,
aunty
se kehna, mujhe bhool jaaye
COCONUT TREE
Ganju-Agar
naariyal ke ped pe char jaao,
toh
engineering college ki larkiyaan dikh
jaayengi.
Panju-Fir
haath shor dena, toh medical
college
ki bhi dikh jaayengi.
TEACHER
Teacher-Aapko
shah rukh khan ki
film
‘rab ne bana di jodi’ se kya seekh mili?
Student-Umeed mat haaro, shaadi ke
baad
bhi, larki pat sakti hai.
REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN
Biology
teacher told all students
to draw
female reproductive
organ.
One
girl felt shy and looked down.
Sardar
boy shouted-Madam, she
is
copying.
DENTIST
Lady to
dentist-Daant nikalwaane se
toh
pregnant hona acha hai, dard
kam
hota hai.
Dentist-Abhi
soch lo, kya karwaana hai,
phir
mein chair ussi hisaab se set
karoon.
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