Day 056

HUSBAND WIFE

Husband to wife-Did you have any

boyfriend before marriage?

Wife remains silent.

Husband-Mein is khaamoshi ko

kya samju?

Wife-Abbe gin ne toh de.

PAAGALPAN

Wife-If I die, what will you do?

Husband-Mein paagal ho jaaoonga.

Wife-Will you marry again after

I die?                                                                  

Husband-Paagal kuch bhi kar

sakta hai.

JAWAN BETI 
Santa-Ek problem hai yaar, meri

beti jawaan ho gayi hai, kya karoon?

Banta-Jawan ho gayi hai toh border

pe bhej de, saare jawaan waheen jaate

hain.

GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

Girlfriend-Darling, tum mujhse shaadi

kab karoge?

Boyfriend-Arre pagli, do idli aur ek medu

vare ke liye, koi poora hotel khareedta hai?

CONDOM

Pati raat ko patni se sex karne lagaa.

Patni-Sunoji, aap is condom ko 15 veen

baar use kar rahe ho, ab toh isse phenk-kar

naya le lo.

Pati-Tu paagal ho gayi hai, iska expiry

date toh 6 mahine baad ka hai.