Day 055

DAVAA AND DAARU

What is the difference between

davaa  and daaru?

Dava is like girlfriend that comes

with expiry date and daaru is like

a wife, jitni puraani hogi, utna

sir char ke bolegi.

HUSBAND WIFE

Wife-What is 10 years with me?

Husband-A second.

Wife-What is $1000 for me?

Husband-A coin.

Wife-O.K., give me a coin.

Husband-Wait a second..

MISSING WIFE

Man-Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster-Bhai yeh post office hai.

Police station mein complain kijiye.

Man-Kya karoon, khushi ke mare

kuch samaj nahin aa raha hai.

SANTA KA BACHA

Santa ke yahaan teesri baar larki

hui toh usne ailaan kia ke beta

hua hai.

Ek dost ne dekha toh kaha-Yeh

toh larki hai.

Santa-Munda neeche se maan

par gaya hai.

KAMZOR PATI

Sardarni-Aaj kal tum dheele rahte

ho aur sex mein bhi udaas ho.

Santa-Bevkoof, stocks down,

gold down, silver down, toh popat

kaise up rahega.