Day 060

COCKROACH

Salesman-Sir, Cockroach ke

liye powder loge kya?

Panju-Nahin, hum cockroach

ko itna laad pyar nahin karte,

aaj powder denge to kal

deodorant maangega.

KHUSHI

Ek sahib doosre sahib se-Bhai,

yeh khushiyaan kya hoti hain?

Doosre Sahab-Pata nahin bhai,

meri toh kam umar mein hi shaadi

ho gayi thee.

TEACHER

Teacher is asking mathematical

conversion.

Teacher-1000 kg = 1 Ton, then

4000kg is how much?

Panju- Oye simple, Ton Ton Ton Ton.

DUS BACHE

Ek aadmi ne ek aurat se poocha-

Aapke kitne bache hain?

Aurat-Dus.

Aadmi-Yaani aapki zameen achi

upjaaoo hai.

Aurat-Haraamzaade, meri zameen

upjaaoo nahin, mera kisaan mehenti

hai.

PATI PATNI

Pati-Tum mere kis cheez se zyada

impress ho. Lifestyle, Car, Dressing

ya Bank Balance.

Patni-Aap ke sex se, aap jaisa sex

mohalle mein kisi ko bhi nahin karna

aata.