Day 037

TAILOR

Panju tailor se – Pant seene ke

kitne paise?

Tailor – Ji, 150 rupaiye.

Panju – Aur nikar ke?

Tailor – 50 rupaiye.

Panju – Chal nikar hi see de par

lambai pairon tak rakhna.

TV

Ganju TV ki dukan pe jaata hai

aur salesman se poochta hai –

Aapke pass colour TV hai?

Salesman – Haan.

Ganju – Ek hara wala dena.

ENGLISH

Ganju – Do you know English?

Panju – Yes.

Ganju – O.K., what is the opposite

of Nagpanchmi?

Panju – So simple yaar, Naag do not

punch me.

GUNGRALE BAAL

Aisi kaunsi jagah hai, jahaan aadmi

aur aurat dono ke baal gungrale hote

hain?

Dirty Mind! Kitna ganda sochta hai,

woh jagah hai – West Indies.

SUHAGRAAT

Suhagraat ko pati ne apne patni

se pyar se poocha – Kya mehsoos kar

rahi ho?

Patni boli – Aaj tak toh top up mein

kaam chalta tha, aaj se life time karwa liya.