Day 038

GARAM BIWI

Samay par ghar jao toh khaana

garam aur Biwi thandi milti hai.

Late jao toh khaana thanda aur

Biwi garam milti hai. Boliye janab,

khaana garam chaahiye ya biwi.

MAAN BETA

Mom – Itni raat kahaan gaye the?

Beta – Apni girlfriend se milne.

Mom – Kisliye?

Beta – Bahut kiss liye.

SHAADI

Shaadi wale din juta chupane ki

rasm kyun hoti hai?

Kyunki, dulhe ko aakhri chance

diya jata hai ke, ab bhi waqt hai,

nange paaon bhaag jha.

MAN & WOMAN

Ganju – What is the difference between

Man and Woman?

Panju – Man has pen without cap,

Woman has purse without zip.

BAAP BETA

Baap – Kyun beta, ladki pasand aayi?

Beta – Papa, ladki toh bahut moti hai.

Baap – Beta, ghar kitna bhi bara ho,

darwaza chota hi hota hai.