TEACHER
Teacher
– Translate in English,
Mein aam aadmi nahin hoon.
After
thinking a lot
Panju –
I am not a mango man.
CIGARETTE
Teacher ganju se – Aapka beta cigarette
peeta hai,
aap kabhie uss se poochte nahin?
Ganju –
Haan poochta hoon, par mujhe
kabhi deta
hi nahin
CHOR POLICE
Panju
police se – Kal raat chor mere ghar se
TV ke alava
sab saamaan le gaye.
Police –
TV kyun nahin le gaye?
Panju –
TV toh mein dekh raha tha, isiliye.
JEANS
College
mein ek ladki ke jeans ki zip khuli
thi,
toh ek ladka jaakar bola –
Miss,
aapke tajmahal ka darwaza band
kijiye,
yahaan hamaare kutub minar hil rahe
hain.
SAREE
Aurat –
Saree mein agar ek bhi ched dikha,
toh saree
vaapas kar doongi.
Dukandaar
– madamji, aap ched dikhao, saree
aapko free
mein de doonga.
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