Day 049

COCKROACH

Bhagwan-Agle janam mein kya

ban na pasand karoge?

Panju-Cockroach.

Surprised Bhagwan-Lekin kyun?

Dukhi Panju-Meri biwi sirf

cockroach se darti hai

DO AALSI

Do aalsi so rahe the.Tabhi ek chor

unka kambal le bhaga.

Pehla aalsi-Chor….chor…..!

Doosra aalsi-Chup chaap so ja,

jab takiya lene aayega tab

pakar lenge

SABZI

Panju sabzi lene gaya.

Sabziwala sabzi par paani maar

raha tha. Kaafi der ho gayi toh

Panju bola “agar sabzi ko hosh

aa gaya ho toh 1 kilo de dena..

.SEXYMOOD

Wife in sexy mood lovingly offers-

I want to have an wild experience.

Tie me up and do whatever you want.

Excited guy ties her up and screws

the maid.

MAN LADY

In  lift(elevator) man’s elbow accidently

touches lady’s breast.

Man-If your heart is as soft as your breast,

You will forgive me.

Lady-If your cock is as hard as your elbow,

I am in room no. 201