Day 048

ADVOCATE(VAKIL)

Vakil-Talaaq karvaane ke 50000

rupaiye lagenge.

Wife-Pagal ho kya? Panditji ne

101 rupaiye mein shaadi karvaai thi.

Vakil-Dekh liya na, saste kaam ka

natija.

PATI PATNI

Patni pati se boli-Dekho ji, kaam

karte waqt mere ko kiss-wiss na

kiya karo.

Tabi kaamwaali boli-Madam, achi

tarah samja do, mein bol bol ke

thak gayi hoon.

SANTA BANTA

Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal

ka ladka dekhne gaya.

Wahaan se biwi ko phone kiya-

Arrey suno, 24 ka koi ladka nahin

mil raha hai, 12-12 ke do le aaoon

kya?

HEIGHT OF EMBARRASMENT

Man sitting with his wife in park

and a lady comes to his wife and

says-Paise pehle le lena, yeh aadmi

baad mein bahut lafra karta hai.

GABBAR SINGH

Gabbar rapes basanti and asks mazaa

aaya kya?

Kutte light chaalu kar, mein basanti

nahin mausi hoon, ab tu bol, tujhe

mazaa aaya kya?