BUS
CONDUCTOR
Conductor-Darwaze ke kareeb
kyun khare ho, kya tumhara baap
watchman hai?
Banta-Tum hamesha chiller kyun
maangte ho, kya tumhara baap
bikhaari hai?
SANTA
Santa ne daaru peeke apne
aapko aaine mein dekha aur
bola-Isko toh kahaan dekha hai.
O-teri! Yaad aaya, yeh toh wahi
haraamkhor hai, jo shaadi ke
album mein mere biwi ke saath tha.
BAAP
BETA
Beta-Mein jab business karooga
toh achon achon ke haath mein
katora padra doonga.
Baap-Kaise?
Beta-Paani puri bechkar.
BHAGWAN
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant
ho jaaye aur uski maan kahe-Hey
Bhagwan, yeh tune kya kia.
BOYFRIEND
Widow to her boyfriend-No sex
please, I am still mourning the
death of my husband.
Boyfriend-I have wore a black condom,
so open your legs and let me offer
my deepest condolences.
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