TIPU SULTAN
Teacher-Tipu
Sultan kaun tha?
Student-Pata
nahin.
Teacher-Padaai
pe dhyaan do
toh
pata chale.
Student-Ramesh
kaun hai?
Teacher-Pata
nahin.
Student-Apni
beti par dhyan do
toh
pata chale.
PATI PATNI
Patni-Suniye
ji, aapka dost galat
ladki
se shaadi kar raha hai, aap
usse
rokte kyun nahin?
Pati-Mein
usse kyun rokun, usne
mujhe
roka tha?
PAROSI
Parosi-Yaar
tere ghar se hamesha
hansne
ki aawaz aati hai, khushi ka
kya
raaz hai?
Pati-Meri
biwi mujhe jute maarti hai,
lag
jaaye toh woh hansti hai aur na
lage toh
mein hansta hoon.
BUS
Bus
mein jagah nahin thi toh ladki
ko ek
uncle ne godh mein bitha liya.
Thodi
der mein hi ladki jhatke se
uth
gayi aur boli-Uncle ya toh usko
bitha
lo ya mujhco.
LADKE LARKIYAAN
Ek bus
mein antaakshri khelne
ke liye
larkon aur larkiyon ki
team
bani.
Larkiyaan-Hum
tumco haraakar
dikhaayenge.
Larke-Hum
haar gaye, chalo ab
dikhaao.
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