Day 047

EGYPTIAN BOY AND GIRL

An Egyptian girl asked a roman boy,

What can you do for me?

The boy replied-Come behind the

pyramid, I will make you mummy.

SANTA BANTA

Banta cycle ki brake haath mein

lekar naach raha tha.

Ek aadmi ne poocha-Kya kar rahe

ho, sardarji.

Banta-Oye, brake dance yaar.

LADKA LADKI

Ladka-Bus, train aur ladki ek jaise hote

hain, ek jaati hai toh doosri aa jaati hai.

Ladki-Auto, taxi aur ladke ek jaise

hote hain, ek ko bulaao toh chaar

aa jaate hain.

LINE MAARNA

Line maarne ke bahut se tarike hain,

jinmein se teen yeh hain- Ek pencil

Se ,Teen marker se.

Subco apne jaisa mat samjho.

Kuch log sharif bhi hote hain.

CONDOM KOTEX

Condom says to kotex.every month

you stop my business for one week.

Kotex says-Aah! If you make mistake

one time, I loose my business for

nine months.