DULHA DULHAN
Vidhaai
ke waqt dulhe ka mobile baja.
Dulhan
ne dulhe ko zor se thapar maar
diya.
Kyunki
mobile ka ringtone tha-
Dil
mein chupaakar pyar ka armaan
le
chale.
Hum aaj
apni maut ka saamaan
le
chale.
CAR
Beta-Papa,
hamari nayi car ka naam
mummy
ke naam par kyun rakha hai?
Papa-Beta,
kyunki yeh bhi mere control
ke
baahar hai.
TEACHER STUDENT
Teacher-Usne
khudkushi kar li,
Usse
khudkushi karni pari. Farq batao?
Student-Pehla
para likha berozghaar tha,
Doosra
shaadi shuda tha.
JUICE
A child
at the juice shop-
Papa,
koi aisi machine nahin hai,
jismein
juice daalo, toh fal nikle?
Papa-Hai,
teri mummy, usmein meine
juice
daala, toh tu nikal aaya.
PROSTITUTE
Ek
choti bachi ne prostitute se poocha-
Aunty,
aapke pass itna bara ghar hai,
paise
hain, car hai, aapka business kya hai?
Prostitute-Bas
beta, mera HOLE SALE
ka
business hai.
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