GANGUBAI
Ek baar
santa gangubai ke ghar jaata
hai aur
darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai-Kaun?
Santa-Mein.
Gangubai-Mein
kaun?
Santa-
Tu gangubai
HORSE
A girl
curiously touched penis of a
horse.
It got excited, jumped and
ran
away.
Sardar(horse
owner) said-Ab mera
bhi
pakar, mujhe apna ghoda
pakarna
hai.
SHARABI
Sharabi
sex kar raha tha.
galti
se peeche daal diya.
Biwi
boli-O ji, Truck galat godaam
mein ja
rahi hai.
Sharabi-Saali
ab bata rahi hai,
jab
diesel khatam ho gaya.
SUHAGRAAT
Suhatraat
ko dulha apni dulhan
ki
aankhon ko choom raha tha.
Dulhan
ne poocha-Yeh kya kar
rahe
ho?
Dulha-Teri
aankhon se kitaab
par
raha hoon.
Dulhan
boli-Neeche library mein
aag
lagi hui hai aur tu kitaab mein
gussa
hua hai.
BEWAFA
Bewafa
tum ho, toh wafadaar hum bhi nahin,
Besharam
tum ho, toh sharmile hum bhi nahin,
Pyar ke
is mor par aake kehte ho shadi shuda ho
Toh kya
hua darling, Kunwaare hum bhi nahin.
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