Day 043

SASURAAL

Baap-Beta, sasural mein agar

Bike mile toh Car maangna

Cooler mile toh AC maangna

TV mile toh Computer maangna.

Beta-Agar woh ladki denge,

toh uski maan maang loonga.

MAAN BACHE

Maan bachon se-Jo meri baat maanega

aur mere aage kuch nahin bolega, mein

usse gift doongi.

Bache-Lo ji, is tarah toh saare gift papa

hi le jaayenge.

JUICE

Ek bacha juice ki dukaan pe-Papa, koi

aisi machine nahin hai, jismein juice

daalo toh fal nikle?

Papa-Hai, teri mummy, usmein meine

juice daala toh tu nikal aaya.

PANT

Arz kiya hai

Teri ada hi kaafi nahin,

Dil jalaane ke liye.

Teri ada hi kaafi nahin,

Dil jalaane ke liye,

Itni lambi pant kyun pehni hai,

Chotti si mungfali chupaane ke liye.

MEHNAT

Amir aadmi ne mazdoor se poocha-

Batao, sex mehnat hai ya mazaa.

Mazdoor-Huzur, sex mazaa hi hoga,

Mehnat hoti toh woh bhi aap hameen

se karvate.