PATI PATNI
Patni-Agar
mein gum ho jaaoon, toh
tum kya
karoge?
Pati-Mein
akhbaar mein ishtehaar doonga.
Patni-Kya
likhwaaoge?
Pati-Jisko
milli, usiki.
SANTA
Santa
singh ke patni ko 20 saal baad
bacha
hua, woh udaas ho gaya?
Banta-Yaar
udaas kyun ho?
Santa-20
saal baad bacha hua hai.
woh bhi
itna sa
.LADKA-LADKI
Ladka
ladki se-Mein tumhe apna dil
nahin
de sakti.
Ladka-Mein
utne oopar ki soch bhi
nahin
raha tha.
PATI PATNI
Patni
ne pati ko sex karne ke time
kaha,
mere hips ko nocha mat karo.
Tabhi peeche
se naukrani boli-
Achi
tarah samjhaao, mein toh samjha
samjha
kar thak gayi hoon.
SUHAGRAAT
Suhagraat
ko pati patni se poochta hai-
ijaazat
hai?
Patni-Haan
ji.
Pati
poori raat kaam karta hai. Doosre din
patni
beemaar ho jaati hai.
Pati
biwi ko sasuraal shor kar vaapas aane
ke liye
saas se poochta hai-ijaazat hai?
Yeh
baat sunkar patni chilaakar bolti hai-
Maan,
ijaazat mat dena, nahin toh tumhari
bhi
phaar delaga
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