Day 034

SANTA BANTA

Santa – Yaar, tu jo ladki dekhne gaya tha,

uska kya hua?

Banta -  Meine saaf mana kar diya, kyunki

usne bahut medal jeete hain.

Santa – Arre, yeh toh chi baat hai.

Banta – Par usne ve saare medal boxing

mein jeete hain.

LADKA LADKI

Ladka – Aapki umra kya hai?

Ladki – Kya karoge jaankar?

Ladka – Haaya mein mar jaavan, inhi

adaaon ke kaaran toh pooch raha hoon.

Ladki – Theek hai, Mar jaao, oopar

jaakar yamraj se pooch lena.

TEACHER STUDENT

Teacher – Har safal aadmi ke peeche ek

aurat ka haath hota hai. Is sentence se

tum kya samajhte ho?

Student  - Yehi ke kitabon mein time waste

karne se acha hai kisi ladki ke peeche jana.

DIVORCE

Ek aurat apni saheli se poochti hai –

Jab tera divorce hua tha, tab toh ek hi

bacha tha aura b 3 kaise?

Saheli ne kaha – Woh kabhi kabhi maafi

maangne aa jaate hain

LADIES SUIT

Ek aadmi ek kapde ki dukaan pe gaya.

Aadmi dukaandaar se – Mujhe ek ladiesuit chaahiye.

Dukaandaar – Sir, Patni ke liye chaahiye

ya koi acha sa dikhaoon.

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