Day 035

TEACHER

Teacher – Santa, tum school kis liye aate ho?

Santa – Vidya ke liye.

Teacher – Toh ab so kyun raho ho?

Santa – Aaj vidya nahin aayi sir.

BAAP-BETI

Ladki ka baap – Mein nahin chaahata

ke meri beti apni poori zindagi ek gadhe

ke sahaare guzaare.

Boyfriend – Bas, isiliye mein usse

yahaan se le ja raha hoon.

PATNI

Mein apni patni se divorce chaahata hoon.

woh mujhse 6 mahine se boli nahin hai.

Wakeel – Dobara soch lo, aisi patni

kismat walon ko hi milti hai.

AASHIQ

Ek ladka ladki ke ghar propose karne

ek gulab ka phool le gaya.

Jaise hi usne ghar ki ghanti bajayee

toh ladki ke baap ne darwaza khola.

Ladka–Uncle, please support Anna Hazare

TALAAQ

Talaaq ke baad Pati aur Patni apna

saamaan alag kar rahe the.

Pati patni ka bra dete hue bola –

Yeh lo apni doodh ki dukaan.

Patni pati ka underwear dete hue boli –

Yeh lo apne murde ka kafan.

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