Day 033

MACHAR

2 Machar bike par ja rahe the.

Tabhi haathi ne lift maangi. Toh

ek machar khara hokar bola –

Dekh le, phir teri maan bolegi

ke lafango ke saath ghoom raha hai.

EXAM

Baap – Exam kaisa hua?

Beta – Question no.1 shoot gaya,

Question No. 3 aata nahin tha.

Question no. 4 karna bhool gaya,

Question no. 5 nazar nahin aaya.

Baap – Aur Question no. 2?

Beta – Wahi galat ho gaya.

BHAI

Santa – Hamare ghar bhai aanewala hai.

Banta – Kaise?

Santa – Jab last time mummy hospital

mein admit hui theen, toh behen aayi thi,

ab papa admit hue hain.

MOM & DAD

Kid – Why dad & mom are in their

room since 5 days.

Sister – Don’t know but why are you laughing?

Kid – Dad asked me for Vaseline, I gave

him fevicol.

GIRLS

Three girls gossiping:

Anjali – Aaj meine tuition wale sir

ke table par condom dekha.

Monilisa – Aur meine usmein ched kar diya.

Alka – Marva diya, haraamzaadi.