Day 032

MARRIED LIFE

Maan ne apni beti se poocha – How your

married life is going on?

Beti ne sharmaate hue jawab diya – It is

just like the advertisement of British Airways.

Jab maan ne advertisement dekhi, toh woh

shock ho gayi. Advertisement tha -

7 days a week, twice a day, both ways

GABBAR AUR SAMBA

Samba – Sardar, Thakur ka kya karna hai?
Gabbar - Kuch nahin, uske haath kaat do

aur roz usse 3 blue films dikhaao, woh

khud hi tarap tarap ke may jaayega.

REMIX SONG

Maha boob mere, maha boob mere

Tere bistar pe mujhe sone de

Bahut doodh hai tere seene mein

Mujhe daba daba kar peene de.

NON VEG

Bacha (looking at breast) – Maan ye kya hai?

Maan – Baloon.

Bacha – Aapke itne chotte aur kaamwali ke

Itne bade kyun?

Maan – Tune kab dekha?

Bacha – Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

ADULT

Buy a scooty

Pick up a beauty

Drink a Fruity

Take her to ooty

Remove her nighty

Do your duty

After 9 months

Get a cuty.