Day 024

NAUKAR MAALIK

Maalik – Tum bathroom mein kyun ghus aaye,
kya tumhe pata nahin tha ke mein naha raha
hoon?
Naukar – Huzur, galti ho gayee, mein samjha
begum sahiba hain.      

SANTA BANTA
Santa – Ladkiyaan sharaab se itni nafrat
kyun karti hain?
Banta – Kyunki isko peene ke baad unka
chuhe jaisa pati, sher ban jata hai.

HAATHI CHINTI
Ek baar ek chinti ne hathi ke kaan mein
kuch kaha aur hathi behosh ho gaya.
Phir kisine chinti se poocha ke tune kya kaha.
Chinti boli – Meine itna hi kaha tha ke mein
tumhare bache ki maan ban ne waali hoon.

SARDAR
Hi!  I am sardar.
This is my sardarini
He is my kid
And... she is my kidney.

BAR
Sardar at bar in newyork
Man on his right says ‘johny walker single’
Man on his left say ‘ Peter Scotch singe’

Sardar says ‘Baljit Singh Married’.