SAD GIRL
A sad
girl was sitting with her husband.
Husband
– You are the second most
beautiful
girl, I have ever seen.
Girl –
Who is the first?
Husband
– It’s you, when you smile.
DOCTOR
Doctor –
Aap ke pati ko sakht aaram ki
zaroorat
hai, yeh neend ki goliyaan hain.
Biwi –
Yeh mein inhe kis waqt doon?
Doctor –
Yeh aapne khaani hai.
DIL
Unke
deedar ke liye, dil tarapta hai
Unke
intezaar mein dil tarasta hai
Kya
kahein kambhakt is dil ko.
Jo apna
hokar bhi, kisi aur ke liye
dharakta
ha.
DOUBLE MEANING
A short
thing
It gets
longer
When you
hold it
And pass
between woman’s breasts
And enters
in a hole
What is
it?
Car seat
belt
You dirty
mind.
SANTA BANTA
Santa
apne dost banta ke bare mein
baat karte
hue bola – Jagah na milne
ki wajah
se log sex nahin kar paate hain.
Banta –
Haan, ek baar mere saath bhi
aisa hi
hua tha.
Santa –
Phir?
Banta –
Phir kya, ladki ne bataaya ke
jagah taangon
ke beech mein hai.
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