HASEENA
Mat kar
mere dost, in hansinaon se mohabbat,
yeh aankhon
se war karti hain,
Meine
teri girlfriend ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
woh tujhse
zyada mujhe pyar karti hai.
DOUBLE MEANING
Jinke
pass hai, woh haath mein leke hilaate hain,
Jinke
pass nahin, who ungli dalke kaam chalaate hain
Bolo
kya? Dirty mind? It is tooth brush.
SALWAR
Ek
jhalak kaafi hai, dil ka mareez banaane ke liye
Tune
itni badi salwar pehni hai, ek chotti si cheez
chupaane
ke liye.
SARDAR
Sardar rozana
sex tablets khaata tha.
Dost –
Yaar, na teri wife hai aur na girlfriend,
phir kyun
khaata hai?
Sardar –
Bas aise hi,underwear mein raunak
lagi rehti
hai.
JAANEMAN
Palat kar dekh jaaneman
Jigar mein dum hum bhi rakhte hain
Bra mein do bum tum rakhti ho
Toh chaddi mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain,
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