Day 021

PREMI & PREMIKA

Premika – Mujhse vada karo ke mujhe kabhi

choone ke liye aur kiss karne ke liye mujpe

dabaav nahin daloge.

Premi – Behen tu ghar ja, tere mummy papa

chinta kar rahe honge.

CURTAIN & PANTY

What is the difference between pulling a

curtain and a panty?

When you pull a curtain, it means that

the show is over but pulling down a

panty means it is SHOWTIME.

SUHAAGRAAT

Train mein patni pati se boli – Aaj suhagraat

hai, kuch karo na?

Pati bola – Arrey saali, dikhai nahin de raha hai,

saamne kya likha hai? Chalti train mein charna

manaa hai.

SANTA

Santa - English mein jhopri ko kya kehte hein?

Banta – Hut.

Santa – English aati nahin toh daante kyun ho?

RECESSION

Interviewer – What is the recession?

Candidate – When ‘wine and women’ get replaced

by ‘water and wife’, that critical phase is called

recession.