ADVERTISEMENT
A
bachelor gives an advertisement in a matrimonial.
Wanted
Girl, age no bar, looks no bar, money no bar
But Sex
Baar-Baar, hazaarbaar, lagaataar.
SARDAR
Sardarji
talking on the cell phone.
2nd
sardar – Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
1st
sardar – Biwi se.
2nd
sardar – Itne pyar se.
1st
sardar – Tumhari hai.
SANTA-BANTA
Santa –
Papa, jab aap honeymoon pe gaye the,
tab mein
kahaan tha?
Papa –
Putar, jaate waqt tu mere pass tha aur
aate waqt
tumhari maan ke pass.
JYOTISH
Jyotish
– Tumhari zindagi mein 12 larkiyaan aayengi.
Ladka –
Oh yes yes, hui na yeh baat, kya zindagi hogi.
Jyotish
– Zyada khush mat ho beta, ek patni aur
11
betiyaan hogi.
LADKA LADKI
Ladka
poochta hai bidaai ke time ladkiyaan roti
kyun hai?
Ladki –
Kaminey, agar tujhe pata chale ke shahar
se door
le jaake koi tujhse bartan manjwayega,
toh tu
kya naachega.
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