Day 019

KUTUB MINAR
Teacheri- Is sentence ko repeat karo.
Delhi mein kutub minar hai.
Student (Neend ke tone mein)-
Dubai mein kutta beemar hai.

DOUBLE MEANING
Kabhi raat mein leti ho
Kabhi din mein leti ho
Jab bhi zaroorat pade
Prabhu ka naam leti ho.

DOUBLE MEANING
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere
Kiss at the top and suck the flesh
Oh…. You will not understand
That is the way to eat a mango
HAPPY MANGO SEASON.

MARRIAGE
Ladka- Kal mein tumhare ghar gaya tha,
Lagta hai hamari shaadi nahin hogi.
Ladki – Kyun, Papa se mile the kya?
Ladka – Nahin, Tumhari behen se mila tha.

PATI PATNI
Thappar maarne par naaraz patni se pati bola-
Aadmi usiko maarta hai, jis se pyar karta hai.
Patni ne Pati ko do thappar mare aur boli –
Aap kya samajte hein, Mein aapse pyar nahin karti?


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