Day 18

SUHAAGRAAT
Suhaagraat ko pati ne apni patni se pyar se poocha –
Kya mehsoos kar rahi ho?
Patni boli – 5% Sharm, 5% Dard aur 90% puraane
Din yaad aa gaye.

CONDOM
Santa – Bhaisahab, ek condom dena, meine
Girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukaandar – Is par cover chara doon?
Santa – Arre nahin, yeh toh cover hai,
gift toh mere pass hai.

ULLU
Aati thi, jaati thi
Hansti thi, hansati thi
Bhagti thi, bhagati thi
Bolti thi, bulwaati thi
Aaj pata chala
Saali ullu banati thi.

MAN
Which part of a man’s body has no bone,
Is full of veins, loves pumping and responsible
for making love.
Answer – HEART. But I love the way you think.

DOUBLE MEANING
A short thing
It gets longer when u hold it
And pass between woman’s breasts
And enters in a hole
What is it?
Car seat belt
U dirty mind.