Day 017

HUSBAND WIFE
Wife – Bas karo, raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho
aur subah ke 8 ho chuke hain, thake nahin?
Husband – Abhi toh kuch nahin kiya, din raat karoonga
kyunki mere 1000 messages free hain.

DAUGHTER MOM
1980 Mein Ladki – Mummy mein jeans pehen loon?
Mummy – Nahin, Log kya kahenge?
2011 Mein Ladki – Mom, mein mini skirt pehen loon?
Mummy – Pehenlo,pehenlo beti, kuch toh peheno.

RED LIGHT AREA
Pappu meets his father in red light area.
Pappu – Papa, aap yahaan?
Father – Bas beta. Ab 300 – 400 rupaiyon ke liye
teri maan ke nakhre nahin sahe jaate.

OLD WOMAN
A 90 years old man starts making love with his
85 years old wife. He started sucking her breasts
and after 10 minutes he died.
Autopsy report – Cause of death
EXPIRED MILK.

DIVORCE
Judge – Why do you want divoce?
Husband – She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge – Is it correct?
Wife – Mohalla khush hai, bas isike hi nakhre hein.