Day 016

AADMI
Bomb aur Condom mein kya farq hai?
Ek fata toh aadmi duniya se chalaa jata hai.
Doosra fata toh aadmi duniya mein aa jata hai.

NAAM
Har galli har deewar par tera hi naam likha hai
Har galli har deewar par tera hi naam likha hai
Oopar likha hai ‘most wanted’
aur neeche 50000 rupaiye ka inaam likha hai.

MASLA
Santa – Ek masla khara ho gaya hai?
Banta – Yaar, itna kyun masla , jo sala khada hi ho gaya.

TEACHER
Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation.
Khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gayi.
Santa – Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts.

FAMILY PLANNING
What is the best family planning slogan on a government bus?
Hum do hamaare do - nahin
Chotta parivaar sukhi parivaar - nahin
The answer is – Kripya peeche se chariye.