Day 15

MINISTER
Minister -Train durgatna se marne walon ke rishtedaron
ko 5 laakh aur zakhmi ko 3 laakh diye jaayenge.
Santa – Hamaara baap pehle zakhmi hua phir mar gaya,
hamaare 8 laakh bante hain.

JYOTISH
35 ki umar tak tumhaare pass paisa nahin hoga aur
tum dukhi rahoge.
Santa – Uske baad?
Jyotish – Phir tumhe aise jeene ki aadat par jaayegee.

PYAR
Question – Pyar kab hota hai?
Answer – Jab time kharaab chal raha ho. Rahu, ketu
aur shani ki dasha kharaab ho aur Bhagwan maze
lene ke mood mein ho.

SUHAAGRAAT
Suhaagraat ko pati patni ko 300 rupaiye dekar kehta
hai, humne yeh kaam free mein nahin kiya.
Toh patni unmein se 100 rupaiye vaapas dekar
kehti hai, humne bhi kabhi apno se zyada nahin liya.

BOSS
Itne kam kapre pehenkar kyun aayi ho. Adha jism
dikh raha hai.
Ladki – Itni salary mein, yehi aata hai.
Boss – Manager, isko 3 mahine tak salary mat dena.