Day 014

INSAAN JHUKTA HAI
Kitna bebas hai insaan, Kismat ke aage,
Har sapna toot jaata hai, Hakeekat ke aage,
Jisne kabhi jhukna nahin seekha duniya mein.
woh bhi jhuk jaata hai, Begum ke aage.

LADKA LADKI
Ladka Ladki se – I love you.
Ladki – Apni shakal dekhi hai?
Ladka – Dekhi hai, tabhie to tere pass aaya hoon,
varna Katrina Kaif ke pass nahin jaata.

SANTA BANTA
Santa –Meri Biwi bahut paise maangti hai,
Jabse shaadi hui hai, roz 1000, 2000 maangti hai.
Banta – Woh in paison ka kya karti hai?
Santa – Kya pata, Meine kabhi diye hi nahin.

KISS
Kissing at the top, holding at the middle and
fire at the bottom.
Do you know the answer? What? Huh?....
Don’t think dirty, it’s a Cigarette.

DOCTOR
Ek baar ek aurat doctor ke pass aayi aur boli –
Mere Pati ka saamaan bahut bara hai, jab who
daalta hai toh dil ko lagta hai.
Doctor – Usko le aao, operation karke chotta kar
deta hoon.
Aurat – Arre nahin Doctor sahaab, mera dil thoda
sa oopar kar do.