Day 13

RICHSHAWALA
Aurat Rickshaw wale se – Kyun bhai, andar tak jaayenge kya?
Ricshawala – Bilkul jaayega madam, tabhi to khara kiya hai.

PATIALA PEG
What is the difference between Patiala Salwar & Patiala Peg.
Student – Ek utarti jaldi hai, Dusri charti jaldi hai.

JO MAANGE WOH DE DENGE
Tu chaand maange, Mein chaand de doon
Tu raat maange, Mein raat de doon
Tu dil maange, Mein dil de doon
Tu jaan maange......
Abbey bas, Department store samaj rakha hai kya?

DIVORCE
Mein apni biwi se Divorce chaahata hoon.
Woh mujhse 6 mahino se boli nahin hai.
Wakeel – Dubara soch lo, Aisi biwi kismat waalon ko hi milti hai.

PANDIT
Ek pandit ki taang jal gai.
Doctor ne Burnol aur Viagara (sex ki goli) likh ke di.
Pandit bola Burnol toh samaj aata hai par Viagara kyun?
Doctor – Us se dhoti zara oopar rehti hai.