BAAP BETA
Beta – Papa, meri teacher kitni mast hai na.
Papa – Beta, teacher maan ke baraabar hoti hai.
Beta – Aap toh hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho.
NAARI PURUSH
Teacher – Naari ka matlab kya hai?
Student – Naari ka matlab hai Shakti.
Teacher – Toh phir purush ka matlab kya hai?
Student – Very sinple, Sahan Shakti.
SHAADI
Ladki ki shaadi mein uska puraana boyfriend bhi aaya tha.
Kisi ne us se poocha – Kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boyfriend – Nahin, mein semi final mein out ho gaya,
final dekhne aaya hoon.
MAAN BACHA
Ek aurat ko bacha paida hua. Delivery ke baad bache
ki muthi bandh thi. Jab doctor ne muthi ko kholkar dekha
toh uske ek haath mein ‘I-Pill’ ki goli thi aur likha tha
‘Jaanko raakhe saaiyan, maar sake na koi’
STUDENT TEACHER
A girl to her teacher – Yeh pyar kya hota hai?
Teacher – Jab tum bari hokar achi bachi banogi
toh tumhe ek pyar karnewala milega.
Girl – Agar achi na bani toh?
Teacher – Toh bahut saare milenge.
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