Day 011

LADKA LADKI

Ladki  apne boyfriend se – Mein maan ban ne wali hoon.

Ladka –Nahin.

Ladki – Oye Paagal! Tere Baap ne mujhe propose kiya hai,

mein teri maan ban ne wali hoon

BACHA

Bacha  chest pe haath rakh ke pencil uthaane ke liye juka

Baap – Chest pe haath kyun rakha?

Bacha – School mein Madam bina haath rakhe juki theen,

Saare fefre bahar aa gaye.

SANTA BANTA

Santa ek ghar ke neeche susu kar raha tha.

Oopar se ek aurat boli, dikhta nahain hai, deewar hai?

Santa bola – Thoda side se dekho, dikh jaayega.

WIFE

What is the difference netween SUN & WIFE?

Yehi ke dono ki taraf Aankh uthaake nahin dekh sakte.

LADKA

Ek 16 saal ka Ladka mar gaya.

Maan boli – Haaye mere bache ne abhi duniya bhi

nahin dekhi thi.

A Girl – Auntie, chinta mat karo, meine dikha di thi.