Day 010

DADAJI
Ladka – Dadaji, Aap itni thand mein, balcony mein,
Bina Pant ke kyun baithe ho?
Dada – Kal bina shirt se baitha tha, meri garden akar ke
Karak ho gayi, yeh teri Dadi ka idea hai.

LUCKY AASHIQ

Dhokha mila jab pyar mein
Zindagi mein udaasi sha gayi
Socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko
Toh Kambakht colony mein Doosri aa gayi.

RADHA KRISHAN
Naye zamaane ka Krishan, Radha se kehta hai –
Mein Krishan Kanaiya, Tu Radha Gori
Mein Kites ka Hritik, Tu Barbara Mori.
Radha – Zyada line mar maar because I HATE LOVE STORY.

SAAS
Patni Saasu Maan ko message karti hai –
Pyari Saasu Maan, mujhe bachon ko kaise paalte hain, mat sikhaao,
Mein aapke ek bache ko paal rahi hoon.

SWARG NARAK
Yamraj – Tumko Narak mila hai. Par tumhare paapon
Ki saza aisi hogi ke roz raat 2 Glass Daru aur ek Ladki milegi,
Glass mein ched hoga par Ladki mein nahin.